The difference between men and women after a break...
itleadstosuicide: boozequeen: Men: Break up day: A week later: A month later: Women Break up day: A week later: A month later: THIS IS SO FUCKIN TRUE. i’ve seen it. Well, not unless you’re Bella Swan Break up day: A week later: A month later: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOL at Bella Swan! xD LMFAO yeah its 100% true :) Reblogging for...
All the girls who have ever called me a whore has done worse things than I have. Funny, huh?
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
You can't photoshop your personality.
when people are compulsive liars
Dear Future Boyfriend/Girlfriend,
-siamesedream: Can you run into my house, pick me up, slam me against things and have crazy porn star sex with me? My body is ready, just please hurry up and find me so you can put me out of my misery. lol
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.